Just give me the damn list...

This is my entry for contest
Rilo hired Alkalie to do some shopping [cause I guess he is too cool to buy three items!]
Rilo is telling her some heroic story which he is just making up trying to impress her.
And since Alkalie hates men, this really is super irritating to her and just want the list so she can get out of there!!
But he must finish his fantastic story first!!